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January 26 Nothing much
I'm happy to report the weather is back to norm again, TG Saturday I finally used my gift cert for my facial, what was supposed to be a great experience turned out to be painful
I'll get over it..... Ok have a great day and here's a little funny for you, Yesterday this woman I know had a flat tire on the interstate. So she eases her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully gets out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. But to her surprise, cars start slowing down looking at the lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind her. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards her. She could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', she said calmly. 'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' She couldn't believe that he didn't know. So she told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
January 21 I thought I lived in FL
and if it is it should look like this outside!!!
Oh well I can dream
January 16 Friday funny
TGIF, and payday 
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs.
A blonde female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
She was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?' Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn. Some blondes aren't as dumb as most think! January 14 Thank you ma
Hello everyone!!! Doesn't my space look so much better, well that's cause Sherry(ma) is working on it for me isn't she the best!!! I've been depressed over the crash of my site and just didn't want to deal with it anymore but now that it's coming around again, well you will probably be hearing from me again So lets see whats new in my neck of the woods, Gary's birthday was Monday yup 52 yrs young, we went out Saturday and had a nice luncheon with our friends at the Old House tiki hut it's really a nice spot right on the Inter-coastal. The weather was perfect, sunny and a light breeze we watched some of the play off games. (Old news my Dophins are out of it So lets see who's watching AI this year? I watched last night and was laughing as usual at the fools that thought they were great. I did enjoy the new judge Kara she will bring a new touch to the show for sure. Ok don't want to spoil you all so I better get my tush in gear and start work so have a GREAT DAY hugs,
December 29 What a Game
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as I was laying their enjoying the steam flowing on me the machine suddenly starting burping and suddenly a big blob of HOT water came shooting out and hit me in the neck, I was in shock and pain, the water burned enough to give me a nice blister. The young girl doing the facial was very sorry and patted my neck with ointment but it continued to hurt so I just told her to leave it alone. I think the worst part was that I didn't even get a discount or anything extra for the 
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